Solipsistic selfies seldom strove to satiate
Simple Simon's sentiment for stripes.
Yet somehow they did. And ingratiate
This narcissistic non-nightmare, his gripes
Were the stripes he chose. Their striate
Was juxtaposed. By pointlessly pointillistic
Patterns pertaining to parallels of polychromatic
Prose. In fabric, this was static.
Introducing a somewhat simple and stripy Simon. Big bold red and blue stripes, slightly spotted red/blue/white textured details on the other side. Très simple.
Handmade in Britain. Super adjustable. Limited quantities. Available today.